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helloforeveryours: thepaigelashae: ayolucas: The black one fell out first. lmao the lil boy kills me every time LMFAOOOO^^

benonceandthefankettes: get to know me meme | favorite movies [1/5]: How to Train Your Dragon “Whatever, I wouldn’t! Three hundred years, and I’m the first viking who wouldn’t kill a dragon!” “First to ride one, though. So…?”

asksweetdisaster: D8 where….has this been all my life?? ((Please don’t kill me for clip arting the last one it was from my old powerpoint D: Dedicated to all those moments when you first hear your favorite song for the first time or an incredible

rockyhardwood: Killing two birds with one bone One pone? Works either way Can someone draw me a picture of the first one though? Like whacking birds out of the sky with a dick X:

eammod: moriahari: maybe-itdoesntmatterr: thatslatebluewolf: That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT” Bruh And there are people out there who prefer hot weather over cold. The first cat one kills me. You know for a fact

sebastiantanaka: 古い絵ですがシーザーちゃん詰め。

thescienceofjohnlock: alwaysthestars: THAT SASSY LITTLE HEAD TILT HE DOES AT THE END KILLS ME EVERY FREAKING TIME. NINE. YOU SASSY BEASTIE I LOVE YOU. Buy me a drink first. Just one will do.

was thinking about my old fb Morgan for some reason. he was the first one to lift up the tops of my feet when I was on all 4s, and he loved to find different ways to show me my hole in my mirror when he was killing it. he came over once every couple of

tfautobotsrollout: celesse: janiceghosthunter: A collection of glitches I’ve found and love. My God, the first three are gonna kill me! The james bond one XD

Here’s the squeal of the first one Same as before I’m not sorry

relenita: hundredpercentofe: shoshunkai: Ultimate Bishounen Aladdin. (Thanks to elisabeth-dikku for the idea. Original picture. First memes.) One day I’ll learn to give fucks. BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY

I’m so tired and in pain. I did a ton of class, cleaned up the house, and I did some yardwork and now i’m exhausted. My period’s killing me. I feel like my back is going to split in half. It’s the first one since December so no

It wont surprise me if they kill tatsumi as well, this anime just keeps killing my favorite characters, first was Bulat then Chelsea and now Lubba… my favorite characters are been killed one after the other… Q,Q

pwesident::pwesident:snotdad:pwesident:reblog if you’ve never used the braincell the whatyeahIt was given to me but I dropped it and it brokeyou’re the first one to say they broke it so now i have to kill you *reaches for u

idonysgh: Two’s always better than one right!? Hope y'all are having an awesome Friday! I am currently managing the restaurant I work at by myself for the first time on a Friday night!! Wish me luck that I don’t kill everyone!! Shirt: @2illclothing

one-time-i-dreamt:Me and my dad had to fight off zombies that were wearing color-coded outfits, and if we killed the wrong color-aesthetic zombie, we had to let a zombie bite us. The idea was that the first one to turn into a zombie would lose. I woke

cumgirl1: and this is what kills me about the whole thing!!!!! white people!!!!!!! tryna fit in talkin bout “yeah fuck cops!!! fuck the pigs!!!!” but they be the first ones to call 911 “um yes there’s a nigger walking past my house… he’s

bubblexscum: xhighwayman: The sting ray one kills me Omg the first one :’)

spider-boiii: Peter sits on the ceilingSometimes when he’s sad sometimes when he’s happy but mostly just when he feels like it It weirded out the other Avengers at first but they got used to it And no one really said or did anything about it Until

send help I just finished the half-blood prince and my heart has been ripped out and left in a puddle of my tears

seventenerifeseas: edwardwaeh: ed being perfect (x) the first and last one killed me.. also the ones in between.. but mostly the first and last

howling–wind: Seen She-Ra Episode 11, if nobody hasn’t already do that you fandoming wrong : P

stariousfalls: …i couldn’t resist making this hahaMade these based off of some clips from @bext-k‘s roles in The Killing and House of Lies! (Also the extra clip from the beginning was a video I found from here.)

reallyromealone:First off.Don’t judge me.SecondHere’s the plot for it.Omega male reader x toman vs tenjiku but the gangs are demon clans and male omegas are the only ones who can carry demon spawn without dying or killing the baby so they

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